Buddy: Can I have some more root beer?
Michael: I think you need to drink some more water first.
Buddy: I did!
Michael: (slurps his drink loudly and then burps... he knows it gets on my nerves.)
Me: You're disgusting.
Buddy: No, Mommy. YOU'RE usgusting!
Nora: Mommy, what is your collection?
Me: Ummm... babies. I collect babies. The three of you and then this one (pointing to my belly).
Nora: So it's me and Cory and Collin and.... (points to my belly) whatever.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Yeah, whatever.
Nora: I know it's a girl.
Michael: How do you know that?
Nora: Dad, we have ENOUGH boys!